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Reblogged from pornacorn
pornacorn:

Pornacorn’s Mini Blue Giveaway!I’m on the verge of a big move, so I’m doing a little giveaway!First PrizeChavez Dezigns Jollet in blue shimmerSecond PrizeTantus Advance Beads in metallic blueThird PrizeTwo Bad Dragon Teenies in blueRules: If you win, you agree to provide shipping via paypal (I will ship international on request)You can enter as many times as you like.One reblog or like is an entry.All items will be shipped clean/discreetly.The winners will be determined randomly!If you win and DON’T want one or more items, just say so. If a winner isn’t chosen by the time I move they will be packed up and stored. I will choose the winners on the 23rd of this month.

pornacorn:

Pornacorn’s Mini Blue Giveaway!
I’m on the verge of a big move, so I’m doing a little giveaway!

First Prize
Chavez Dezigns Jollet in blue shimmer

Second Prize
Tantus Advance Beads in metallic blue

Third Prize
Two Bad Dragon Teenies in blue

Rules:
If you win, you agree to provide shipping via paypal
(I will ship international on request)
You can enter as many times as you like.
One reblog or like is an entry.
All items will be shipped clean/discreetly.
The winners will be determined randomly!

If you win and DON’T want one or more items, just say so. If a winner isn’t chosen by the time I move they will be packed up and stored. I will choose the winners on the 23rd of this month.

Reblogged from reviewsbyanerd

reviewsbyanerd:

Exotic-Erotics is having a 10% off sale now through the 31st. For each purchase, they will match the money you save and donate it to the ALS Association.

Want to donate to ALS Association?! Click here!

Exotic-Erotics website!

Reblogged from gespenst1138

monkeytoybox:

gespenst1138:

I’ve got 3 new shapes available for Pre-Order. They come along with 1 of my Series 2 Mini dildos as a bonus for Pre-Ordering and are $10 less then they normally would be. I’ll probably have another new Pre-Order shape up by the end of the week. I’ll be taking in Pre-Orders until October 1st, or until I sell out of Pre-Orders for a particular shape. So please reblog, and speed the process my dildo loving friends. Order them here https://www.etsy.com/shop/GespenstsFantasyGear

Tentacle!!

Reblogged from frisky-beast

frisky-beast:

A few more marble Brood Eggs, this time for a custom order.

I have several more toys to photograph still! We’ve had a busy weekend outside of the shop, and I’ll be catching up with photos on Monday. Keep an eye out for a molten lava Dire Wolf, candy Eggs, and something very special toward the end of the week.

Reblogged from sextoyreviewland
theredheadbedhead:

heyepiphora:

I heart sex toys.


Me too! Me too!!
Fun fact: I made the above image for cristaanne as a sort of long-distance dildo hug. 


Awesome! Ehe, I love that both have a pure wand XD

theredheadbedhead:

heyepiphora:

I heart sex toys.

Me too! Me too!!

Fun fact: I made the above image for cristaanne as a sort of long-distance dildo hug. 

Awesome! Ehe, I love that both have a pure wand XD

(Source: sextoyreviewland)

Anonymous said: thoughts on BDs recent practices?

Hey nonny! I’m pretty disappointed- for me it’s kinda like rewatching a childhood favorite movie, and then having the ‘what? oh hell no, I did not order misogyny with that!’ moment. Monkey made an awesome overview post here for anyone who’s curious about what went down with Bad Dragon. (tldr: inconsistent and shoddy business practices, misogyny, racism, transphobia)

Recently the forums have been a mess and BD’s responses to legitimate problems have had abuser logic, which is super creepy and not okay. (x, x, x, x, x) As much as I love their products, I certainly won’t be ordering from them, nor would I review for them in the future. I might buy some of their toys secondhand one day, but right now I’m just not interested. (I would heavily suggest to anyone that also likes their toys but not their practices to check out the new secondhand tumblr.) 

Reblogged from frisky-beast

frisky-beast:

Juicy, sparkling ‘Citrus Sunrise’ Sauropods and Brood Eggs. I’ve been wanting to do citrus-themed toys for awhile, and this order was the perfect opportunity. 

The first photo unintentionally came out like a family portrait.

Damn Average uploaded some stock earlier, and these three pretties are still up!

Reblogged from thecsph

thecsph:

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Reblogged from frisky-beast
frisky-beast:

That’s right, if you’ve been waiting to order a new customized toy, now’s the time! We have opened a limited number of custom slots for the following toys
 The Sauropod (Small and Medium) The Mini Tyrant The Euphoberia (Small and Medium) The Missing Link (Small) The Sabertooth
This window will remain open for the next 48 hours, or until all slots are filled. In addition to these toys, we have also opened a test run of custom toys using the Heat Wave option. These, too, are in very small numbers to help ensure a quicker turnaround and high quality end result! 

frisky-beast:

That’s right, if you’ve been waiting to order a new customized toy, now’s the time! We have opened a limited number of custom slots for the following toys

 The Sauropod (Small and Medium)
 The Mini Tyrant
 The Euphoberia (Small and Medium)
 The Missing Link (Small)
 The Sabertooth

This window will remain open for the next 48 hours, or until all slots are filled. In addition to these toys, we have also opened a test run of custom toys using the Heat Wave option. These, too, are in very small numbers to help ensure a quicker turnaround and high quality end result!